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krisdegooseman:

dinglehoppersaplenty:

planetbmx:

longboarddocumentary:

Friends don’t let friends scratch their helmets

Damn!

How to save a life…

Twilight has problems with misogyny and with abusive relationships. I don’t want to sugar-coat that. But if you, dear reader, are going around saying that Twilight is proof that girls are all stupid-heads who want a brooding vampire to stalk and abuse them, then you are being misogynistic.

In all my years of life, I have never heard anyone seriously speculate that the popularity of femme fatales in fiction means that all men secretly yearn for an abusive relationship; yet in the time since Twilight was released, I have heard the meme that all girls wish to be abused more times than I can count. This is a failure of understanding the difference between fantasy and reality, and it is a “failure” that conveniently props up existing misogynistic narratives about how women who stay with abusers stay because they secretly want to be abused rather than because they are groomed (by both their abuser and the larger society) to stay with their abuser, and because society does not empower them to leave. This is a comforting lie we tell ourselves because it’s easier to blame abuse victims than acknowledge that we are failing them.
unexpected-medleys sent:
So here goes... 13, 17, 25, 31, 41, 46, 60, and 71. Sorry if it seems a lot! xD
  • 13. What talents do you have?

I’m a pretty decent artist, and I can play the viola fairly well. I’m also a speed-reader and really good at memorizing useless information! 

  • 17. Who would be your ideal partner?

Someone who would listen and comfort me whenever I’m moody and tolerate my erratic cheery behavior. And someone who has a great sense of humor, of course!

  • 25. What color socks are you wearing?

I’m not wearing any socks…how scandalous! :D

  • 31. What position do you usually sleep in?

I always face the right and I generally sleep on my side. Maybe occasionally I might sleep on my back, but that’s rare.

  • 41. Are you a good liar?

I’m a pretty decent liar because I have a tendency to lie as a joke while being really obvious. That leads to people not suspecting me when I’m really lying, because they expect me to lie like I do when joking around… ;D

  • 46. What is your personality type?

I’m generally a cheery, annoyingly happy person who’s just a bit too eccentric for comfort, although if I get comfortable around someone, I might act really sad and depressed a lot. But I’m working on that! I’m just plain silly most of the time.

  • 60. Do you talk to yourself?

Yeah, I do. Generally in really quiet Russian though because some of the things I tell myself I don’t want people to understand :D

  • 71. What makes you nervous?

Mushrooms, cats (I have a severe allergy), confident people, “popular” people, the male gender in general, people I like, and people of authority.

..I guess it’s safe to say that people in general make me nervous. unexpected-medleys

hobanwashburnes:

tonystaarks:

#WHY DID THEY CUT THIS #WHY DID THEY CUT ANYTHING

 #I’M NOT ON MY CYCLE PEPPER

blackcatula:

wigglytuffitout:

i feel so bad for the fedora

it started out as this great icon of feminism thanks to sarah berndhart and honestly a good hat (a good hat mind you not cheap shlock) does do wonders for making someone look dapper whether it be fedora or trilby (i slightly prefer trilbies)

and now it’s become shorthand for the very most obnoxious slime of society

i am sorry fedora. i am so sorry. humanity has failed you, you poor brave hat

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(Source: wigglyflippingout)

skunkbear:

Tomorrow (Saturday) is the birthday of Dmitri Ivanovich Mendeleev - the man whose ground-breaking work led to the creation of the modern periodic table of elements.

Here’s a fun look at his contributions from Lou Serico and TED-Ed:

A British person would be likely to make [the Chinese sign language gesture for ‘father’] with the fingers relaxed [rather than tensed], and that would be noticed by a Chinese deaf person as a foreign accent.
—A Little Book of Language by David Crystal, page 116. (via linguaphilioist)

carryonmy-assbutt:

petitepluume:

I did a thing.

if only 

amaninprogress:

i will literally reblog this every time i see it

(Source: linzerdinzer)

breefolk:

ghdos:

starslicer:

LOL.

OHMYGODTHEACCURACYOFTHISPOSTISASTOUNDING.

This actually happened one time between two guys at the school I used to go to.  They were always at each others throats and threatening each other, and one day one of the school administrators took them into an empty classroom and said, “Go at it.”

And they just looked at each other awkwardly and started giggling.

(Source: peterfromtexas)

dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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mopsthefloors:

whatthe-foreskin:

mopsthefloors:

"angel" is my favorite petname

like i am basically calling you terrible and awe-inspiring and unknowable and many-faced, all covered in a thousand blinking eyes and drenched in holy fire

Is this where the SPN fandom takes over the post

no this is where the crappiest fandom on the internet gets its gross white misogynistic queerbaiting man-pain hands off a post i made about my girlfriend

frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

chronic-genderbender:

They were waiting for a chance to get away with this joke and they found it

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

fartgallery:

lionkitten:

fartgallery:

dont waste ur time reading this post. go paint a tree, hlep the elderly cross the street, skip down the road, throw a rock in the beach, take life by the tits and milk it

that post was definitely worth reading

UR NOT MILKING THE TITS OF LIFE