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want the sky

(Source: razorblade-eyes)

(Source: weasleysir)

castiels-feathery-butt:

when he cums inside u

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dustinmathisen:

ptgreat:

nickcarragay:

petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy

When she saw him time slowed to a stop.  He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him.  The one.  The first boy she would ever kill.

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(Source: lumixercalderic)

manic-pixie-littleshit:

colinsbulge:

okiidoke:

whysollux:

 

gophrr:

volvata:

jesuschristvevo:

omg i was looking up pics of hitler and i cANT STOP LAUGHING

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#HEER ISCH MEIN HANDEL #HEER ISCH MEIN SPOUT

#WHEN DU TIPS ME OVER HEAR MEIN SHOUT #”ALL ZE JEWS MUST BE VIPED OUT”

Oh my god

Only on tumblr do we not question why they were looking up hitler

setabnamron D: 

dylandigits:

comfemgem:

The mainstream will embrace non-binary genders when it figures out how to profit from them.

"Which gender are YOU? Do gender YOUR way… at JC Penney!"

mischief-mind:

Asking my parents for allowance

(Source: danedehaan)

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

ro-taniah:

did i forget to mention i’m a huge ava’s demon fan?

killuangel:

"it’s like freud always said," says the ‘psychologist’ character in the movie, making everyone in the audience who knows anything at all about psychology flinch involuntarily

(Source: hellyeahpenguinsofmadagascar)

(Source: becausebirds)

scaredpotter:

the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter

furiousfragileandfree:

I’m gonna say this every time someone asks me why I stretched my ears.

(Source: rydenarmani)