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zoewashburne:

What were your inspirations, especially since [Tauriel] is a completely created character; what brought you to bring that power because there were a lot of ways you could have played that role that would have been along the lines of what we usually see for a girl in an action movie where she’s not in the adventure, she’s the prize…?

 

(Source: halfabubble)

ocheano:

parents : you can’t have any problems you are just a teenager

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

smosh:

For the last time: WE ARE A SWORD FAMILY. #yeesh

glutenfreewaffles:

Do you ever have suCH A GOOD FAN FICTION IDEA

AND THEN

YOU CAN’T FUCKING WRITE IT BECAUSE THIS IDEA IS SO GOOD IT DESERVES AT LEAST 65,293 WORDS AND YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T GIVE IT THAT. 

thingsididntknowwereerotic:

balanc3andcomposure:

things that make you feel powerful

  • matching lace underwear
  • heels (and the clicking noise they make when you walk and you know you lookin hot)
  • red lipstick
  • perfect coal black eyeliner
  • curled hair
  • freshly done nails
  • cute new clothes

This post is everything I believe in.

dragonturgy:

Why does one of Simba’s hammock-vines only have one side?  The middle one doesn’t go back up to the branch.

screecherowl:

dean-has-a-wing-kink:

thewinchesterbrotherslove:

50shadesofsupernatural:

heydiddlehiddleston:

i-sold-my-soul-for-the-tardis:

musical-phan:

bakasara:

blueskiessunshine:

I wasn’t going to reblog this.  But then I saw the paw print.

you’re watching Supercatural

I’m Misha Kittens, and you’re watching Supercatural

Jensen Mewckles
Jared Purrdelecki

with Jim Beavpurr and Mark Shepurrd

*DONE*

Hellatus is getting to the supernatural fandom

I’m Catsiel, Kitten of the Lord

Catsiel has an army of angel kittens behind him

(Source: kuma-la-la)

lolsomeone-actually:

gramercyk35:

No one ever said EMTs were mature

Oh my

mrrobotico:

fuck-social-justice-blogs:

pervocracy:

snailchimera:

geekgirlsmash:

xekstrin:

comfemgem:

verycooltrash:

huffingtonpost:

Don’t know if we can look at Coke every the same way again. Be prepared to cringe when you watch the full video  here. 

sugar caramelizes when heated, more shocking news to follow

It’s like that guy setting coffee creamer on fire and being like “people drink this stuff!” and it’s like yeah, a dry powder suspended in air is flammable, shock horror.

   

Never show these guys how candy is made, they’ll shit themselves.

*quietly facepalms forever*

I hate when people try to prove foods are unhealthy using properties utterly unrelated to their value as foods.  You can make anything sound gross if you want to.

Did you know that salt is the same chemical we use to defrost sidewalks?!?!

Did you know that water is a major component in pig urine?!?!

Did you know that bread is made of wheat that has been ground into a powder and artificially reconstituted into a loaf shape using a fungus?!?!

Did u know that oxygen is what Hitler used to breathe?????

Bless all this

felidae00:

dead kid

(Source: blaksynagogue)

the-goddamazon:

pardonmewhileipanic:

red3blog:

pardonmewhileipanic:

notcuddles:

nesft:

Crow: CROW YES!

It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.

science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing

Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.

Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:

THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE

Lmfaooooo assholes

(Source: yinqors)

Harry Potter Facts

leland-chapman:

#1
Draco Malfoy attended Fred Weasley’s funeral. He stood in the far back, careful not to be seen, and after he thought everyone had left, he lingered a bit. He’d never let on that he secretly thought the twins were quite funny, and he was truly sorry he’d been part of the reason that Fred died. He felt that way in regards to everyone that had been hurt and lost in the war, but he could barely get up the courage to go to Fred’s funeral, let alone anyone else’s. Draco would never tell anyone he was there, and George would never tell anyone he saw him cry, apologizing to a headstone.

#2
During Colin Creevey’s funeral many people came to lay flowers by his grave. Harry wasn’t one of those people; instead he brought a photo and placed it gingerly beside the flowers. Even though many years had passed and Colin had grown up into a brave and heroic man Harry still couldn’t help but think of him as the excitable young first year who had wanted a photo of him. The photo that was left at Colin’s grave bore Harry’s signature, scrawled in the corner. It was the only autograph Harry ever gave.

#3
George gave his wand to his son, and kept Fred’s wand as his own.

#4
Sirius’ last thought, in that split second between life and death was “Here I come Prongs.”

#5
Natalie McDonald, who appears on page 159 of Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire, was a real person. She was a nine-year-old girl from Toronto, Canada, who was dying of leukaemia. She wrote to JK Rowling asking what was going to happen in the next Harry Potter book as she would not live long enough to read it. The kindly author emailed back, but Natalie had died a day earlier. In tribute, she became a first-year student at Hogwarts named by the Sorting Hat in Gryffindor - the house for the brave at heart - in the fourth book.

#6
While Harry was growing up he always thought of Mrs. Figg as the extremely boring neighbour. But one morning he woke up earlier than normal and, looking out his window, saw an owl fly down her chimney. And just because he knew his Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia would dissaprove, he liked her a little bit more from that moment.

#7
In Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 when it is releaved that Harry isn’t dead, George turns to share this moment with his twin, but then realizes there’s no one there.

#8
George would never be able to evoke a Patronus Charm again after Fred’s death.

#9
The first and last words ever spoken by Dobby the House Elf were ‘Harry Potter’

#10
During the scene where the horcrux version of Harry and Hermione were kissing Rupert Grint got sent off the set because he was laughing too much.

#11
Ron’s patronus is a Jack Russel Terrier, which are known for chasing otters (Hermione’s patronus happens to be an otter). Hermione’s patronus is an otter because they are J.K. Rowling’s favourite animal. They are also apart of the weasel family.

#12
Fred was always the first. The twins’ names were as such: Fred and George. He was noticed first, thought of first, did everything before his brother. George never minded this, he’d grown used to following his twin. Until one day, Fred did something first that George would never forget, and never get over. He did the one thing that they should have done together.

#13
Neville asked the Sorting Hat to be in Hufflepuff because he found Gryffindor’s reputation for bravery intimidating.

#14
The hug between Draco and Voldemort in Deathly Hallows Part 2 wasn’t in the script. The scene took 25 takes and the hug was in only one of them, the one that was chosen for the film.

#15
Albus Dumbledore was homosexual, and harboured romantic feelings towards Grindelwald.

#16
Azkaban no longer uses dementors as guardians.

#17
Harry made sure that the Wizarding world knew that Snape was a hero and was on Dumbledore’s side.

#18
Voldemort’s curse on the DADA position at Hogwarts has been lifted.

#19
Hagrid was still working at Hogwarts by 2017, at 88 years old.

#20
Harry would take his family to visit Dudley’s when they were in the neighbourhood (occasions dreaded by James, Albus and Lily).

#21
Cho Chang was shown to still be attending Hogwarts in Deathly Hallows Part 2, as she was wearing her robes and standing with her fellow Ravenclaws, when in fact she was a year older than Harry and had already completed her seventh year.

#22
Alan Rickman was the only actor to know his characters fate before the release of the Deathly Hallows book. Rowling told him.

#23
Harry, Ron and Hermione were all put on Chocolate Frog cards. Both Ron and Albus Dumbledore consider this their greatest achievements.

#24
Once, in a online chat with fans, JK Rowling revealed that the third scent Hermione could smell emanating from the Amortentia (love potion) was that of Ron Weasley’s hair.

#25
Both Sirius and Fred, Hogwarts pranksters from different generations, died laughing (in the novels).

billlateral:

fandom-life-for-me:

"hey I like this character let me go look them up"

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"well okay then"

Important lesson: Never look up anything on a wiki for a series you’re not finished with.